Big Bear and I are going to a strip club tonight with his douche bag, best friend, Jason. We went two weeks ago to Lido's in Cocoa Beach and that ended in disaster. Imagine sitting there with your man while someone he used to sleep with is dancing topless in front of you. Anyway, this time we're driving two hours to Tampa, strip club capital of the world. Hopefully we don't bump into anyone he knows that will get me jealous and ruin the night. Or even worse would be if we ran into my ex sugar daddy, Frankie. He was the very first guy I ever went on a sugar daddy date with and he was awesome! If it weren't for his hospitality, I would have probably stopped going on sugar daddy dates and consequently, would have never met Dave. Frankie was one of my favorites because he was metro, so he took his time to get ready and he LOVED shopping and going to trendy restaurants and laying out by the pool and he knew everyone in Tampa. His son was closer to my age and really smokin' HOT and also successful but he was taken by some Chinese girl that worked at Hooters (ew). Anyway, Frankie was really down to earth and because his kids were grown and he retired so early, he was a lot of fun and he had all the time and money to devote to me. If you're ever in Tampa and you see a tall, tan Italian dude in an orange hummer, that's him! The only thing I hated about him was when I decided to stop seeing him (he kept pressuring me to move in with him and be exclusive and I was not ready for that), I had forgotten some dresses (that I loved and were irreplacable) at his house and he refused to give them back.
So back to tonight's plans; we're going to visit Mons Venus and 2001 Odyssey. I want to have dinner at Bern's Steak House (they have the largest steakhouse wine cellar). I've had dessert there with Frankie but I haven't tried their world famous steak. It turns Dave on when I show interest in girls so he's buying me a few lap dances at the club. One of my goals to accomplish before I die is to have a bisexual experience. I want to know I didn't miss out on anything. However, there are stipulations like, she can't be an escort or stripper and she has to be blonde. Blondes are so much fun! I tend to attract blondes. Every best friend I've ever had has been the blonde bombshell that every guy at school wanted to get with. I've never had the guts to sacrifice our friendship and make a move on any of them but one day, with enough alcohol, I will. If Big Bear sticks around and keeps me interested, I'll probably let him watch.
I'm about to leave to find something to wear tonight. I was thinking:
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